atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
