Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just forgot I was standing up.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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