Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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