we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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