i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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