Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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