I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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