Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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