What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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