were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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