I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
BRING THE BAGELS
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize