YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I wear drunk well.
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