sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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