See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
me + whiskey = a bad person
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm sobbing to NWA
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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