wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I don't think brook has ever known best
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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