Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
you made out with another girl for some wings
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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