Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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