What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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