I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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