I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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