I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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