i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
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so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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