can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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