oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you would pick up someone in the library
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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