Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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