Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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