I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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