i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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