We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We need a shit load of segways right now
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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