Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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