Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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