In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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