How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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