Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
a search helicopter?!
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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