I just gift wrapped bread.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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