if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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