we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Randomize
