This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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