ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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