Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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