Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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