Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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