Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
