hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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