i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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