They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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