I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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NoShamevember. You game?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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