erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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