Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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