I hate all girls vehemently.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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