He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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