ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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