I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I said "one day" and that day is not today
jump out the window naked night went bad
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