You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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