Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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