Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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