is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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