Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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